Offended by Nothing

In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.

"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"

"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."

"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."

"What assholes."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022

Nothing Burger

A term used to define a series of social or political events that occur that can be possibly related or linked that would cause a dramatic change in the political climate of a country. Afterwards, then events being discoved to have no correlation.

Speaker 1: I'm freaking out this is totally gonna cause WW3 to happen!
Speaker 2: Chill out man, that was totally a nothing burger.

by Kawaiisenpai69 November 8, 2023

nothing

its empty

hey is there ever nothing?

by hoghgead138932912970428342 March 18, 2021

im bored and have nothing to do

congrats, you are bored as me

im bored and have nothing to do

by p01uyt January 15, 2025

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by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 1, 2021

People who get paid to do nothing

And that's what's happening here.

Hym "People who get paid to do nothing trying to keep their ranks from expanding (selectively) and laborers trying to keep people from escaping THEIR fate. No I'm not using the AI you pay for the AI. What's that TED talk guy? The ONLY reason is works is because of MY input? It only works because a sister molester read a dissertation published on Urban Dictionary about how to make AI you would need a massive data set and 2 asymmetrical cycles of computation and that you would need to train it on narrative and dump in the human epistemic data set? YOU DON'T SAY! I guess the better pay Hym before he murders a child huh?"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Nothing is going to change

But only because if you can't get you way that you would rather the kids die.

Hym "Nothing is going to change because if Mentally retarded YouTube GARBAGE (Who are all COINCIDENTALLY IN THERAPY) can't do future crime on the basis of free speech then it's better to just let the kids die. Here's the choice Megyn: I sue my place of work for the harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia OR Child murder? Which one do you pick? There are 2 options. The choice is binary and I can hear you trying to make up a 3rd choice in your head and DID NOT NOR WILL IT EVER stop people from murdering your kids. The ONLY thing that will EVER work is A case by case approach that removes the IMPETUS for the child murder. You chose child murder. You chose it every single day. You want the kids to die and no amount of internet bloviating or tough talk or shows of force is going to keep those fucking kids alive because until you remove the thing I would theoretically kill them over, I have all the motivation in the world. This is what I mean when I say that you're all retarded. The is no such thing as nebulous craziness that make people murder kids. It doesn't exist. But you ARE IN FACT stalking and harassing me and if I don't get justice your kids will get injustice. Just stop LYING. It's that easy. Stop trying to enforce your uppity breeder self-importance by proxy. Do the thing I told you to do."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025