Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

greasy dump tiger

Greasy Greasy people,wearing shirts that look like they should be left at the dump when there

Tim Aubry, a greasy dump tiger

by mustard tigers May 13, 2011

Euro Greasy

Nickname for Spanish soccer player Christiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products (or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion).

It's so hot outside that I'm sweating more than Euro Greasy in a steam room.

by Blitzkrieg! June 14, 2010

Greasy

That wonderful feeling you get as soon as the effects of the various drugs you've consumed that night begin to wear off. (Similar to that feeling you get after you throw down some scrumptious, gourmet , greasy burgers from McDonalds)

Bro, I started to feel soooo greasy last night about half way through the party. Should have timed my drugs up better. It was worth it though.

by Childish G February 28, 2015

Greasy Fabreze

Absolutely stinking squelchy wet fart

I was sitting with my Girlfriend when she let out a Greasy Fabreze (fart) and emptied the room with the putrid smell!

by Dead Mans Fingers February 11, 2024

Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

Greasy Piston

n. adj. A greasy piston is a person that indulges in activity of the homosexual persuasion. Greasy coming from the chocolatey brown color of shit, and piston from the penis and it's motion in and out of another man's rectum.

I think you are a greasy piston.

by Maxieboy July 17, 2003