Badger

A mystical gifted but slightly dubious woodland creature, who is more potent in moonlight. Has been spotted knocking around with San, Dee, and wee special Sue in the Dublin area

"Oh look, it's badger and her bandits. Jesus what ever you do, don't look her in the eyes. You don't want to end up like wee mental Kevin from Rathcoole, sure his face looks like his arsehole now, it was a pure mauling!!!"

by Badgerhands October 14, 2020

badger

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHHROOM MUSHROOM

Look its a badger

by Rjehehehehe October 15, 2020

just the badger

as in something is perfect. It was exactly what you needed.

That tea was just the badger.

by Ryan Winch 27 April 5, 2017

Badgered

1. You are drunk
2. Wasted

Dude, what were you up to this weekend?
I don't remember, i was fu**ing badgered

by Yerboi221 May 26, 2017

hailey jean badger

the most prettiest thing a man could find in the world she has a great personality and she loves animals and that is a hailey jean badger

hailey jean badger your beautiful

thx

by hailey is da girl November 2, 2017

Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.

Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!

by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017

Badger

Someone who sleeps all the time never goes anywhere unless there's food

Stop being a badger and go do something productive

by tin.ofbiscuits11 December 5, 2017