ride the wagon

to take the initiative.
to make the first start.
to lead.

a guy should not wait for a girl to propose him.
he should be smart enough to ride the wagon

a guy should ride the wagon in a relationship.

by vidhsss October 14, 2005

fag wagon

Derogatory term for an ambulance. Typically said by firefighters.

Where in the hell is the fag wagon to pick up this jackass patient.

by Ali T February 11, 2006

jag wagon

When a guy "jags" himself all the time, he's referred to as a jag wagon. Jag = Jack and wagon = penis.

Jimmy is always busy jagging his wagon in the bathroom. He's such a jag wagon!

by Psychodrama January 2, 2012

Station Wagon

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 fist into the anus.

The bitch got crazy last night, so I gave her the station wagon.

by Sargent Stiffy October 14, 2008

Pulling the wagon

When a man takes a shit in a girls asshole and she pushes it out through her pussy into his asshole while giving him oral, making him eat the shit while pulling on her hair like a wagon.

“Dude what did you and Lucy do last night”? “We were pulling the wagon.

by Moist tampon May 31, 2018

Meat Wagon

A slew of overweight, underaged dirtbags often accompanied by flannel.

I certainly hope the Meat Wagon doesn't show up to Deto's Halloween Party.

or

Don't tell the Meat Wagon about Katina's super secret slumber party.

by Aluminium March 16, 2009

Dick Wagon

A man or Hermaferdite whose penis looks like a red flyer wagon. the sides look as if they are squished like a banana; rounded at the edges and triangular at the head of it.

Mike The Situation is on the outside but hes a total queef nugget and has a Dick Wagon.

by Jake Thompson 1 December 15, 2010