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Santa Mom

when a mom or just any woman over decorates for Christmas
Look at all those lights! She's totally a Santa Mom.
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh help December 27, 2018
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Soccer Mom

A mom who attends all of their child's soccer games, has has no clue about any of the rules.
Soccer Mom: C'mon goalie, chase the ball across the field!
by Jimbolicious7 March 16, 2015
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dance mom

pushy, obnoxious crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, dance or enter beauty contests. usually turning them into emotionally scarred adults who hate their parents.
joe: your mum is a crazy dance mom
lisa: i don't understand
by games98092893 August 19, 2019
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Mad Mom

A woman who has had the awesome pleasure of having a child, but who is quite livid with the circumstances surrounding her life. Circumstances include but are not limited to: dead beat dad's, non supportive family and/or friends, no job, job that doesn't pay enough, lack of help raising said child, etc. These circumstances cause the mother to become extremely irritated which causes a need for the mother to rant constantly.
Wow, her ex husband is a bum that won't help take care of their child and runs off with another girl. No wonder she is a Mad Mom!
by JMommy August 14, 2010
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smoothie mom

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.
Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.
by thepal January 18, 2017
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Mom Blocked

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.
My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.
by Tree Hall November 1, 2009
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mom ankles

by Anklemom March 26, 2021
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