Similar to Obama's last name, this is a complete mystery to humankind. It is likely we will never truly know trump's last name, although some sects of Trumpers believe it to be 's wall.
You: hey bro, what's trump's last name?
Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?
You: you mean like trump's wall?
Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh
Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?
You: you mean like trump's wall?
Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh
by PINKB0II October 19, 2020
Get the trump's last namemug. Last day of school if you like more than one person you have to pick who if you only like one then ask them to do something with you. On your last days of school.
You: hello it’s the last days of school
Crush: hi I can’t wait
You: it’s the last week of school and I was wondering if you want to do something
Crush 💭: who do I pick
Crush: uhmmm sure that sound like fun
You: ok cool let’s go
Crush: hi I can’t wait
You: it’s the last week of school and I was wondering if you want to do something
Crush 💭: who do I pick
Crush: uhmmm sure that sound like fun
You: ok cool let’s go
by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 23, 2021
Get the Last days of schoolmug. When you are a Mormon, and you aren't married by the age of 25, your standards tend to become more lax. This phenomenon is not unlike that of a bar at closing time. LDS men and women who would not otherwise have any particular mutual attraction or interest wind up together because, within this community, if you are not married by the time you are 30, you will be a spinster / bachelor for life. To an outsider, this arrangement may seem like a cruel fate, but it bears reminding that in the Mormon religion, the sealing is an important step to gaining eternal life. In Matthew 16:19, Jesus said “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven”
A mormon couple's non-mormon friends are talking about them across the room.
Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."
Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."
by jsizzle82 July 12, 2014
Get the Mormon Last Callmug. A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.
by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019
Get the Next to last samuraimug. A person, typically of the female variety, who is the clutch player in the game of Flip Cup or Beer Pong.
Joe: dude, that chick over there is a total Last Cup Queen.
Mike: you mean Ariana?
Joe: no, definitely not Ariana.
Mike: you mean Ariana?
Joe: no, definitely not Ariana.
by Ari's Mom June 9, 2018
Get the Last Cup Queenmug. by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018
Get the The first and last wordmug. by FatMan1945 November 26, 2020
Get the Last Thursday Effectmug.