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god

*the one you ask for help when you're drowning but you ignore when you're safe.

**the one who all you have from him to ignore/accept him are three books but you never bothered to read all 3 of them (for example people rather burn Qur'an without knowing whats in it.)

*** the one you CAN know what it is , but you don't want to

the name you cry out when you're in pain
*jasmine crying out in ( joy and ) pain* : uh ! uh ! uh ! Uh my effing GOD !
by Desikosh May 17, 2015
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god

The intangible parent figure that is apparently there, and the one who inhibits the actions and decisions of billions of people worldwide. At least atheists have a mind of their own.
When your faith resides in God, your personal freedom is gone.
by BadLieutenant June 3, 2004
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god

Thee god is most often seen as the beautiful creator, inspiration, and aim of me’s universe.
He has been known to hold the most varied attributes, from omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, omnibenevolence, a whole lot of omnigrrence, to, the Virgo complexity, and a Mac with internet connection.
His main focuses are gutters, the Chinese three hundred store treats, and last but not the least, the damn Italians.
Despite all his magnificence, his presence only requires air conditioner and, at least, once a day, meat.
Thee god has also been found as to be the best corporeal existence ever, the source of all immoral urges, and hopefully the "greatest conceivable eternal shag".
He’s also a damn great kisser.
ME: Thee god, see you were right again.

ME: On wiki, they say they used mortar on that fifteen hundred’s aqueduct structure.

YOU: I know...

ME: Oh that’s true.
ME: You know everything and you’re always right!
ME: Can you tell me one other thing?

YOU: Virgo!

ME: Damn… you rule!

YOU: Fine... keep being sarcastic...
by Evolingualways July 18, 2009
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GOD

(Noun)A term used generally up in The New York/New Jersey region and is the slang equivalent to son or dawg.

Or

A deity.
"Aiyyo god, stop playin' wit me"

"OH MY GOD!"
by Ronni September 2, 2004
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God

God, the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible
by ger0nimo October 4, 2005
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god

Someone you all nedd to be saved by! The creator of the universe, and the sole provider of salvation!
God can put people in Hell
by Dwayne Macabre June 7, 2004
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