devil's lawnmower

The sexual act in which the girl tugs on the man's ball bag so furiously as if she was lost at sea and it's the only motor that will take her home.. often resulting in some form of testicular or scrotal damage or destruction.

YO! LaFawnduh gave me such a good devil's lawnmower last night I had to go to the ER for emergency surgery. Shit was nice!

by bobo bumpkins August 2, 2019

Devil's Crumble

Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.

Jim, did you shower before your date last night?

No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!

by Lorge Bogey March 18, 2020

The Devil’s Graffiti

The streaks left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a massive bowel movement, particularly those left after the toilet has been flushed.

“Dude I flushed twice and there’s still shit on the inside of the toilet.”

“That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby.”

by link1ater July 26, 2021

devil spit

Spitting in your loved ones face after tongue-punching their rosebud in an act of intimacy.

I was going to ask him after sex if we were boyfriend and girlfriend, but then he hit me with the devil spit and removed all doubt!

by DonkeyTonguePunch April 22, 2017

devil headed

A facet of reality that is of when you get so high your eyes are blood shot red.

I got so devilheaded at the Jebels

by Adel May 15, 2005

devil's buttfuck

(n.) an insult given to the annoying person trying to play devil's advocate.

"Quit playing devil's buttfuck, you fucking whore!"

"Hey Larry, why are you being so combative?"
"I'm just trying to be devil's advocate."
"You mean DEVIL'S BUTTFUCK, you fucking whore?"

by firstnamesal March 4, 2015

Devils Carpet

When a female had a good amount of hair on her pubic area.

I was really munchin' on that devils carpet man.

by TAAAAYTAYYYTOT November 7, 2020