Jasmine Tea

She's the song blank space, she's bittersweet, Makes me cry to the song bags by clairo.

Person: Came across a Jasmine tea today...
Person's real friend: sorry dude...

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 7, 2021

Green Tea

It’s either the actual tea, or it’s by far the silliest localised stand name of all time. How do you make tea threatening!?

Green Tea’s quicky secret.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

Piss tea

When you have to piss really bad and you piss on some tea

Bill: oh cwaka waka I gots 2 piss
Jim: just make piss tea

by Urinal_goblin December 24, 2020

tea-drinker

a phrase that is related to british people as they drink lots of tea

Hey are you a tea-drinker because your accent sounds off

by lauchfromdarkages June 15, 2022

Teaest of the tea

When you got some REAL drama, the things where the tea is BOILING 🥵

Most VSCO girls use this when their suuuuper excited

Girl- yo I got the teaest of the tea
Girl 2- no way, spilllllllll

by BasicVschoe August 29, 2019

tea af

When the gossip is extra juicy. But make sure to say tea then wait a second and say AF

Ashley: did you hear who Brian is hooking up with?
Tasha: WHO???
Ashley: Brooke!
Tasha: tea AF

by taylorgang__ September 8, 2018

Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It's that time of the month. Once you have sufficiently cream pied her bloody box she dismounts and leaves a healthy serving of fanny jam and man cream on your nuts. She then begins to suck your nuts while you piss on her.

Phil & Karen snuck away from their vineyard tour so that Phil could give Karen a Devonshire Tea.

by Kelly2357 July 22, 2022