textitute

One who obsessively sends text messages, especially to the opposite sex or someone who they are either involved or would like to be involved with. Also defined as one who sends a text in order to signal for a possible hookup, and often sent as a mass text to multiple numbers fishing for a taker.

Mary Anne is such a textitute for spending all of dinner texting Wally and Cecil instead of talking to her date Sid or friends Kelly Jo and Brenda Lee before the big dance at the hop.

by Franky Carbone January 12, 2009

textiquette

Text ettiquette- for example you shouldnt overuse abbreviations, use capitals or exclamation points excessively, and say anything a parent could read over shoulder. A word that Katey came up with. COPYRIGHT

Erica: OMG that new Kate Spade bag is totes hot! OMG IDK WTD! WTF!NVM, IDC
Katey: Wow. Slow down and use TEXTIQUETTE.
Erica: G2G. POS

by KateytheGreaty May 19, 2009

Ticklish Texting

The act of texting under the influence of prescription medicine that makes you a little 'ticklish.'

No, I do not condone drunk texting. Ticklish texting on the other hand..

by Syphilis. August 21, 2011

Schizophrenia texting

When you're texting yourself as different people.

Boyfriend: Hey!

Boyfriend: ???

Boyfriend: Hey how's it going?

Boyfriend: Good... good.

Boyfriend: Where are you?

Boyfriend: McDonald's, you?

Boyfriend: Home.

Girlfriend: Are you Schizophrenia texting?

by FinalCat July 29, 2013

dry texting

When you text someone you know to be unreachable at that moment - so that they might know that you were thinking of them during that time.

Sarah: I know Jack won't be able to check his messages for another few hours - But I can't stop thinking about him... I'm going to dry text him
Laura: That is so sweet Sarah, maybe he won't think you're insane
Sarah: Dry texting is romantic not insane
Laura: Dry texting is totally creepy, like watching someone sleep
Sarah: Nah-ah
Laura: ah-ha

by Geritu July 20, 2016

Fever Texting

A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.

Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.

by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016

dry texting

nick garcia

i wanted to talk to nick but he was dry texting

by kyky sofa July 10, 2020