sausage-taker

One who willingly accepts the cock into his or her hand, mouth, ass, pussy, or all of the above.

Jackson, that sausage-taker... I knew he was gay.

by Cman April 14, 2005

Bounce Talker

An individual who endlessly moves his body while in a conversation.

Matt looks like he is having a seizure with every conversation because he is a Bounce Talker.

by MrkT January 12, 2008

Dirty Talker

when you put your balls on their eyelids

Man, my ex was a bitch so I gave her a dirty talker

by dabigbone April 4, 2009

butt taster

someone who metaphorically tastes butts. someone who sucks a lot and therefore probably spends their time tasting butts.

Person A: The other day I was talking to Joe and he was being a total douche.

Person B: What a butt taster!

by benandjerrys1111 July 1, 2009

Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

by LeanSay August 10, 2009

three tusker

An apt description pertaining to a physically unattractive woman

Donny: hey Bill, Geez man, u sure grossed us all out at the party last weekend when you had your toungue down the throat of that three tusker.
Bill: Yeah, i was really wasted that night...and also the missus wouldn't give me a helmut roll

by ulb remorse November 11, 2009

Sofa Talker

A person who's half asleep trying to talk as if they're fully awake.

"Eric was sofa talking when he told me what to put as the definition of a Sofa Talker"

by celaa January 2, 2010