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truth-tellas gon truth tell

the only appropriate response when some braindead dopefiend Down syndrome crackdumpster asshole slimebaby cumguzzling gutterslut AIDS infested afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck whines about "haters"
geez mang suh menny nigas b diccin a mafucka yo hataz gon hate

{rolls eyes} wigger you mean truth-tellas gon truth tell
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Truth value

No Alex saying the opposite of what I said does not somehow magically negate what I said.
Hym "Because two opposite claims can have disparate truth values. A thing can be more or less true. If I say 'fire is hot' and your response is 'Fire is cold' ir 'Ice is round' you've done nothing to negate my proposition. And that is exactly what the cuckservatives are doing when they say 'Wokism is a death cult!' No. Your religion is an incest cult that claims dominion over the lives of everyone born (which is why you're so militantly against abortion because you're greedy for more souls to molest and harvest) and Wokism is not a death cult. One is true and one is false. And forgiveness is in other religions Alex. This is more 'free will boo' and 'giving Christianity credit for THINGS IT STOLE.' And EXPLICITLY because of what YOU ARE DOING Christians are trying to claim dominion over the country."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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When she's around, don't let the truth be of sound

Advice for someone being bullied by a rich bitch and they're are rich. Lie about your wealth.
"I am being bullied by the rich bitch. what should I do?" Person 1

"When she's around, don't let the truth be of sound." Person 2
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Truth or dare

A game to play when your bored and have nothing else to do with your life
Bob: omg lets play Truth or dare!
Sarah: ok.
by pandabubble123 November 10, 2018
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truthative

When someone responds to you with negative but you know you’re right you can respond with “truthative”
J: Your hot
R: negative
J: Truthative
by Someone12395 January 22, 2018
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Truth Court

The fictitious court of law where individuals who made a false statement (told a lie) are tried by a jury.
Truth Court is packed with spectators. The court officer wears a white police shirt with an emblem on each sleeve and a gold badge on his chest. His tie and his pants are blue, and he has a police night stick on his belt. He is Hindi, and says, “Everyone please stand.”

The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.

The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.

The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”

“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?
by but for March 21, 2020
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Speak lies to his truth

Hym "I didn't claim to be the president. And if you're talking about Trump he literally IS the president. You are literally just saying the opposite of what I'm saying regardless of whether or not it's true. If they can just 'speak lies to his truth' then our politics isn't real. At all. There is no reason for them to even talk to eachother. They can just sit at home and vote by mail. I guess, no reason to talk other than to coordinate their lies. That's why I am not being charged. Explicitly. Because I would be both exonerated and receive the credit I deserve. And the people violating and/or allowing the public violation of my rights would meet the end they deserve."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
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