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Google Intelligence

Engaging in an online debate without any pre-existing knowledge of the topic at-hand; instead conducting Google searches in an attempt to appear educated on the issue.
"I copied and pasted your last response into Google and found that you took it word-for-word from a website. Do you have any first-hand knowledge or experience you'd like to offer, or would you rather continue to use Google Intelligence solely to make your points for you?
by paleriderinpa February 25, 2011
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Google Minute

The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.
It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.
by swerty August 24, 2009
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Google wizard

a word used to sarcastically say how how amazing it is you know how to use Google. mostly used after someone finally finds out something they have been searching for a long time and feels the need to tell you all about it.
person A: i finally found out what that movie quote was from

Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.
by manta965 June 28, 2011
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map google

(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.

(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"

Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
by dalb0z February 25, 2011
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Google Shift

When you type something in Google then see something more interesting in the suggestions and click on that completely forgetting what you wanted to search for first.
Gf: Did you look up the movie times yet?
Me: No, I had a Google Shift.
Gf: *shakes her head.
by Thetruther123 January 2, 2012
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googling around

looking around; moseying around; not looking for anything in particular
Can I help you find something?”
“Nah, i’m just googling around.”
by darealorangejuice February 3, 2018
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Google hangouts

For android users or for people to video call android users when the other person has a iPhone
Broke niggas use google hangouts with a phone from Walmart uses a android
by Roasting og May 12, 2018
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