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Squid Game

This lowkey happen when a barely legal Japanese girl crams a moist octopus/squid in her pussy. The object of the game is to see how many days you can leave it in there.
Xing Ling Po was caught playing squid game in her room. He father Chow Wong Dong was very furious! Don't play squid game. Squid game no good. No good is squid game.
by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023
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Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018
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Squid

1) Ink-producing marine mollusks of the order Teuthida that typically glide through water via locomotion of their eight tentacles. Sometimes prepared for human consumption (especially in Japanese cuisine), where it is referred to as "calamari."
2) An inexperienced, inept, or otherwise foolish motorcyclist. Possibly a blend of "stupid" and "quick," as well as the bacronym "stupid, quick, under-dressed and imminently dead." This was extended more generally to inexperienced riders of any vehicle by the 1999 kids' cartoon Rocket Powered, the debut episode of which titled "New Squid on the Block," where the lowest ranking skateboarder was termed "squid" by the other characters.
3) A nerd. First used in this context in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, a 1999 epistolary coming of age novel on page 183, where it is used to describe people who sit at the back of the school bus: "When I do ride the bus, I usually sit towards the middle because I've heard sitting in the front is for nerds and sitting in the back is for squids, and the whole thing makes me nervous. I don't know what they call 'squids' in other schools." The term has since picked up minor cachet in the New England area as being synonymous with nerds, weirdos, etc.
1) "If you made an appearance on a Discovery Channel documentary about marine life, you might be a squid."
2) "If you ride without a helmet and ride over 100 mph on the freeway, you might be a squid."
3) "If you play Dungeons & Dragons on a regular basis, you might be a squid."
by __mark__ December 26, 2018
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an exression one would commonly use if they are being hunted and/or attacked by a squid.
Mike, being attacked by a squid: "squid! squid! squid! squid! SQUID!!!"
by joeohnobro March 31, 2022
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Squid

Some random kid who stole Ink!sans' nickname because their deadname sucks
They're a fukin nerd, please make them stop
Person 1: who tf is Squid?
Person 2: no idea but they draw a lot idk
by Obsessive child March 30, 2021
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squid on the dock

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.
Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".
by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019
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Squid Game

A big steamin pile of horse crap where people play kiddie games, but die if they lose.
I should never have fallen for the hype because I was disappointed when I watched the whole squid game series
by UltimateDoge November 22, 2022
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