`~`Uvilada`~`<`~`Danielle`~`Leigh`~`Curiel`~`>`~`,`~`Talita`~`<`~`Terry`~`Alan`~`Crews`~`> {Bachl<U><T>}

`~`Uvilada`~`<`~`Danielle`~`Leigh`~`Curiel`~`>`~`,`~`Talita`~`<`~`Terry`~`Alan`~`Crews`~`> {Bachl<U><T>}

`~`Uvilada`~`<`~`Danielle`~`Leigh`~`Curiel`~`>`~`,`~`Talita`~`<`~`Terry`~`Alan`~`Crews`~`> {Bachl<U><T>}

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

pulled an Alan

When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration

She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her

He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan

by andromeda123 August 3, 2010

Alan Melendez

A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening

Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez

by Ok bro December 14, 2021

Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

Ahh here he is father alan

by Dieinafire October 7, 2019

Alan

A man that gets no bitches

Imagine being named Alan, bet he doesn't have a Thundercock

by Masked.Astronaut January 29, 2022

commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you

Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Alan Fajardo Vasquez

Noun. A gargantuan Pillar that anchors all the dreams of people. Its grand circumference envelopes whole oceans; its boundless length reaches from the deepest parts of the seas to the heavens beyond. One who is able to scale the pillar to its pinnacle will own everything the world has to offer. They then become the pillar that supports everyone.

That dependable guy is a Alan Fajardo Vasquez.

by Rejardedfart November 23, 2023