Ass Tea

When a person eats a salad that is tainted with salmonella causing diarrhea consisting of chunks of vegetation mixed with shit.

Man, after eating that salad I scoured a turlet full of ass tea.

by Ashley James Williams June 12, 2018

Teaest of the tea

When you got some REAL drama, the things where the tea is BOILING 🥵

Most VSCO girls use this when their suuuuper excited

Girl- yo I got the teaest of the tea
Girl 2- no way, spilllllllll

by BasicVschoe August 29, 2019

Piss tea

When you have to piss really bad and you piss on some tea

Bill: oh cwaka waka I gots 2 piss
Jim: just make piss tea

by Urinal_goblin December 24, 2020

Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.

"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"

by William J. Abernathy June 9, 2018

Tea Cheese

That horrible coagulated milk crap you get when your milk has gone off, or when it reacts weird with the lemon tea you just made...

Don't add milk to that, you'll get tea cheese

by HorusHeretic October 18, 2014

And That's The Tea Sis

Spilling the drama to someone.

"And that's the tea sis" - Lily said.

by whyyoudomelikethat January 13, 2020

tea table

a gossip (tea) table of 3-5 people that spill tea together.

I GOTTA HEAR WHATS UP WITH THAT TEA TABLE

by ejworm April 12, 2019