Shrimp Toast

1. Commonly known as an appetizer.
2. A pet name or insult for someone who is short in stature.

"Did you see how tall that person is? Talk about a Shrimp Toast!"
"Hey SHRIMP TOAST, gimmie your lunch money!"
"Sorry Shrimp Toast, yah too short for the ride!"

by Mental_Stew August 31, 2023

Herpes On Toast

A very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. Regularly attacked by large black Barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing Purr-bug.

Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.

Herpes on Toast got rid of the cocktopus infested creature!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

toast of the town syndrome

Ultra-rare occurence of being exceedingly charming, while at the same time being blindingly drunk. Gives sufferers the ability to get away with behavior that would otherwise be considered socially retarded.

Those three hot drunk guys must have toast of the town syndrome.

by TC October 1, 2003

toasticles

whenever you take a laundry load out of the dryer and immediately put on a steaming hot pair of underwear

"Ain't nothing like a nice pair of toasticles on a cold day."

by MIKE February 3, 2004

Toast

a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.

1. Have you seen Toast today, i don't know if he survived the party last night.

2. Hello I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you.

by Regis February 23, 2008

Toasted Burrito

The act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. When the female vagina becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. Instead of applying the standard KY or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for Vick's vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.

Kelsey is walking weird since Eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.

by Faster Eddie March 28, 2011

Toasted O's

Getting extremely baked with your sex partner, and having a SERIOUS set of multiple orgasms.

She sez: "Hey, wanna get together and have some Toasted O's tonight?"

by Girl Toy September 23, 2011