Swedish brick

A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.

Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home

by Robert Sanvagene October 25, 2023

Swedish Bidet

A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.

My brother got too experience a swedish Bidet when my dad opened up the sewer connection.

by Haldoe November 15, 2023

Swedish cheese wedge

An STRV-103 tank that looks like a cheese wedge

Me: Man, he spaded the Swedish cheese wedge, he has no life

by war thunder player February 23, 2024

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023

Swedish marketplace

Swedish marketplace stands for piracy or an illegitimate source for acquiring digital goods.

– Where can I get this game for cheap?
– Off of Swedish marketplace.

by An Urban Librarian November 6, 2024

Swedish torch

When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!

I filed for divorce after John Doe gave me a swedish torch during make-up sex

by Mojay187 July 20, 2024

Swedish Troll

Lying on ones back, a person with testicles will put their legs together and pour swedish gravy over their testicles to simulate swedish meatballs. Some additional gravy will be used in the pubic hair above the penis. The hair is then spiked up like a troll doll's hair.

I heard Joe surprised Bryan with a Swedish Troll.

Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.

"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe

by Skat Warlock July 24, 2024