merrick surfer bros

Merrick surfers are a rare species these days.merrick surfer bros is group of students that attend Calhoun High School on long island. they are also known to be called the brew crew and occasionally pacsun crew. the group consists of 4-8 students in Calhoun. they are the only ones that surf in there grade and are made fun of by ones that dont. although surfing thrives in older grades, it has died out between the younger kids, they are the last group of surfers in the school. although made fun of, many of the members in the group participate in the social norms of the school and are accepted into other clicks...while some are not..

merrick surfer bros: yo whats up brah wanna go surf at lido west the waves are going off today

Outsider: nahh your gay

merrick surfer bro: oh ok..wanna hang out in town?

Outsider: yeah

by merrick surfer February 24, 2010

Facebook Status Surfing

The act of clicking thru several "friend's" facebooks statuses like surfing thru channels to find out what they are up to without having to contact them.

Friend: how did you find that out? I thought you didnt talk to him/her anyomore.
me: Well, i was bored today so i went facebook status surfing and found out what 5 people are doing or feel without having to even get in touch with them.

by Juandadi December 30, 2009

Butt Hole Surfer

A male of homosexual persuasion who participates in fucking guys in the butt

Eww.. are you a butt hole surfer

by pinkie pie December 1, 2003

surf and turf workout

This is when your day's workout regimen consist first of a good swim workout in a pool, followed up immediatley by a good weight room workout.

from the surf and turf food related meaning I've scrambled it to my own surf and turf workout nickname for working out in the water (surf) and then adding some beef on the upperbody (turf)
surf-->water-->swim. Turf-->land-->on your feet

by LC's trainer October 22, 2009

stall surfing

Surfing the web on your smart phone while dropping a duece.

"I had burritos for lunch and spent the afternoon in the bathroom stall surfing"

by Kuhnbar666 April 16, 2010

cellulite surfer

a guy who periodically sleeps with fat chicks. Like the fat joke about "riding the wave all the way in".

Aw man, Dave is such a cellulite surfer. What is up with that?

I know dude, every chick he bangs looks like somebody from Biggest Loser.

by fist taco October 4, 2010

Surf Nazi

A racist surfer. These assholes reside mostly in Southern California (San Diego to be more precise). The surf by day and beat up minorities by night.

While stargazing on Ocean Beach with my girlfriend, we witnessed several Surf Nazis attack a gay African-American couple with baseball bats.

by Timbo_J_Tool July 14, 2003