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Stephen F

The most sexiest guy on the face of the earth. He is also the most perfect guy to call your boyfriend and to hav in your life.
by Secret agent girl June 21, 2012
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A Stephen

Man with sexual interests in birds, usually used in british school language.
Nick: "Oh Prakrit look at that man hiding in that tree he has a raging boner for those wings"
Prakrit: ""He's such a Stephen!"
by Buttisil December 2, 2011
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Stephen Hawking voice

A condition that happens when someone is so boring they begin to develop a robotic monotone voice.
That guy at the desk sure had a bad case of Stephen Hawking voice.
by Ezy Ryder August 19, 2011
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Stephen Willson

Stephen Willson is a nowadays adventurer. He was born on November 21st. 1979 in Waseca - Minnesota. Although he is still young he is known by his cultural expedition on Central and South America. Always interested in Art and Cultures, he has been studying them for many years and nowadays he lives in Brasil with his wife, Andrea and his young son João Lee where he continues to study and teach others about the world, Art and the different Cultures.
by BrasilCulture October 15, 2011
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Ashleii and Stephen

"I wish me and my boyfriend were like Ashleii and Stephen"
by WEEDWeedweedWEED September 22, 2011
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Stephen

Stephen is apparently, in his own words, a loser.

He will pretend to care about someone only to suddenly go cold on them for no discernible reason, and discard them without warning.

Instead of explaining his feelings or sympathising with those of the other person, he will simply blame anyone but himself and then treat you like he actually hates you, suggesting that everything prior wasn't even real and was just an act.

Stephen is a good reminder of why I don't trust men and consider most of them to be pretty shallow and mean. Sadly, most of the good memories I have of him are now overclouded by feelings of hurt and loss.

Stephen, I'm sorry you felt you had to avoid me. I would have been happy staying friends but it seems you have moved somewhere else or vanished off the face of the earth or something.

Your friendship meant as much to me as anything else would have and I was lonely and depressed for months afterwards because you weren't there anymore.

I even started hallucinating a few men I'm pretty sure were not real. And one of them doesn't disappear or is there very often, which is very annoying because he is really annoying.

I would much rather see you than these weird-ass, annoying hallucinations that have apparently taken your place.

You may never see this, of course, and that's okay. I will probably eventually delete it, anyway.

I am doing my best to move on but the hallucination that's like a really jackass version of you sure isn't helping with that.
I really liked Stephen, who gave warmth to my icy, robotic heart; but then he broke it and that really hurt my feelings.
by Abby0190 October 22, 2023
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