stanley

Short for "Stanley knife".

"You flash cockney bastards - YOU KNOW STANLEY"? (quote from Football Factory)

by neglesaks.dk July 15, 2008

stache

a courageous adolescent hailing from isolated Marin Country, characterized by his persistent efforts to grow facial hair.

Have you seen Stache? I think he skipped school again...

by GodfatherPart4 January 4, 2015

pedro sanchez stache

a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.

looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite

Example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.

Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends

by LeTacoGrande November 28, 2009

stanely steamer

Dump usually taken in the morning or mid-noon.

Hey guys, good morning, Be right back I gotta take a Stanely Steamer.

by Strong bah April 8, 2003

stanley steamer

a machine that people rent after parties to get all stains out of carpets

how much is it to rent a stanley steamer, there's ash butts all over. Why didnt ppl use the ashtray?

by Dasec I mown April 26, 2006

stanley

A lard ass, who jiggles when he walks. He eats everyone's food and doesn't stop.

You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley

Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!

by truther23 June 8, 2018

slippy stanley

when your best friend poops in your mouth and then you shart it out into your other best friends mouth.

Katie that slippy stanley you gave the other day was phenomanal.

by Laurelana August 21, 2006