Standard

A specified amount of money that is common "standard" as a donation for specific supporting events.

Aye, does anyone got a standard for me to borrow to get into this event?

by CRKT 214 April 26, 2011

Standard Ting

Very good or pleasing...

that fondue is fuckin standard ting mate...

by Andy Ring May 27, 2007

standard porno milf

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by n00000000000000b August 15, 2010

Industry Standard

A bunch of unwritten rules people should follow when it comes to dating, think Swingers meets Dr Phil. Most of these rules just end up causing annoyance, confusion, and failure within normal human beings.

- Cocky Guy: "A guy should wait a week before calling a girl after a first date"
- Egotistical Girl: "By then she would have found somebody else to go on a date with"
- Person with a Brain: "Seriously fuck the industry standard"

by Delightfully_Wicked March 23, 2011

toss the standard

1)literal meaning: to add a normal idea or opinion into a conversation.
2)sub-context: to discard something that has allready been deemed as standard.
3)conotations: to jizz,jerk or wank off.(derived from toss the salad)
4)a snack, toast and butter

'I maybe tossing the standard, but i'm goin to through jesus into the mix for ultimate mandem'

beth 'do you want a cup of builders tea?'
wendy 'na bitch toss the standard, i want earl grey...still'

'is andy upstairs tossing the salad?'
'tossin the standard!'

by gert mandem April 6, 2007

fuck-you-sandals

sandals that are worn regardless of the perceived importance or "social-status" of the event they are worn to.

the higher the importance or perceived social status the sandals are worn to, the more of a "fuck you" it is.

Example 1: I can't believe he wore his fuck-you-sandals to Jane's wedding at the Ritz Carlton!

Example 2: That weird guy in cubicle #202 wore his fuck-you-sandals to the company meeting led by the CEO. And he sat up front! What a douche.

by jzmstr0 March 31, 2011

sandals

Stupid, ugly ass shoes that people should STOP WEARING. Seriously, NO ONE wants to see your nasty feet! And if you are a guy that wears them you are, simply put, a fag.

Sandals are for dumbasses who think people want to see their stained, corn-ridden, yellow-toenailed feet.

by IluvB123 April 24, 2005