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Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.
by Yankee down under March 21, 2022
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Squid

noun. skw-id us sailor
1. A port jumping, beer drinking, tail chasing, foul mouthed, salty sea dog that can be found on any US war ship defending freedom. Thrives on salt air, angry women and mid-rats.
by Dozer1966 October 9, 2019
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dry squid

A term to describe a retired vagina
Dude, Mrs. Nancy? She's dry squid man. Nobody's visited explored her caverns since the Age of Exploration
by Neuroticqt March 21, 2016
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Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.
I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.
by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025
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Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.
That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.
by King Lurgi September 15, 2021
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Squid GaMe

by sweetkiwi._ December 29, 2021
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Squid-Bate

When a person is so cocky, so ugly, and so rude, they are squid-bate.
Friend 1: Did you see that guy's wig?

Friend 2: Squid-bate!
by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023
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