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Squid

tha coolest god dam animol in ze fukkin werld. U ain nevah seen smt as cool as a muthafukkin squid (skwid)
Timmy: I want a pet squid!
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.
by A kool nigga June 11, 2018
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Squid

A young gentleman who can't make it to bowling, even tho he'd lose anyways
John couldn't make it to the bowling alley on Tuesday. It didn't matter anyways because he's no competition. What a squid
by Suchasquid January 22, 2016
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squid

n. An individual who is god-like in agility and can accomplish feats of mobility like no one else.
"Yooooo FUCK that was insane, that man just vaulted over a six year old! That's a squid and a HALF."
by the.sqvid April 21, 2018
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Alabama squid

Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face
Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"

Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid
by Bigddunkan January 26, 2023
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Squid-vr

The best person to have ever lived! He's a Rec Room YouTuber, he's funny and knows how to make you laugh!
Person: Have you seen Squid-vr's new video??

Person 2: Yeah, I subscribed to him!!
by anonymous May 14, 2022
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squid-bitching

Squid blaming his team after his death for something that was clearly his fault.
*Squid dies on other side of map after pushing alone* "Bro where the FUCK is my team???" -squid-bitching
by Squiddy280 December 18, 2023
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