spokesperson

The slang term to refer your parents talking to the doctor on the behalf of you back when you were too young to even be able to talk

I can’t believe my parents were my spokespersons back then; I barely knew how to speak, but they were already charming the socks off the doctor during my check-ups!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.

The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!

by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003

Gran Spike

when you put excessive pictures of old people (particularly grans, if it is a males possesions)somewhere hidden for someone to find at a later date. usually in a possesion which wil be carried around, such as a wallet.

The pictures are usually small so that they
will not be found until embarressing moments (see example). Also quite commonly cuttings from old peoples magazines or adverts.

guy 1: dude, i totally gran spiked you yesterday, i cant believe you didnt find those pictures in your wallet until today!

guy 2: yeah, i was mega embarressed, the woman serving me at the checkout gave me well dodgy looks when those pictures of grans flew out my wallet when i went to pay, so thanks for that!

by aloysha April 26, 2009

rusty spokes

A dirty butt hole

When you go to have sex with a girl in the butt and her butt hole is dirty she has rusty spokes.

by Rhambo August 1, 2012

wallet spike

the act of forcefully refusing to go to a strip club by throwing your billfold away

" hey let's all go to the strip club!"

"No! I don't want to! My girlfriend will kill me" followed by a wallet spike

by Lotek March 2, 2015

marlin spike

When a girl's anus is too constricted for a large erect penis and either the male or female uses their index finger to prepare the ass hole for penile penetration.

That bitch's ass was so tight I had to Marlin spike her before I could fit my cock in that hoe.

by Brown Jon March 3, 2016

Anal Spike

Its when a guy doesn't accept no as an answer when a girl says no to anal but during sex he sticks his dick in her ass any ways!

"ooooh yes baby"
"oh wait till you feel this"
"AAAWWWWW!!! you fucking anal spiked me"

by Therustypickaxe1 September 23, 2016