spazgasim

To "spaz" uncontrolably to something, that is just as pleasurable as an orgasim.

I almost had a spazgasim when I heard the good news.

by dave October 22, 2004

Spazism

The art of acting spazzy or spasticated.

"LOL, that special kid is totally full of spazism."

by Peckerama March 22, 2008

spazmazing.

referring to an event, place or experience that was so exciting and amazing that it caused spasms of the facial muscles. This could mean uncontrolled grinning, random outbursts of dance or randomly waving ones arms in the air as if at a concert.

" hey, that concert was spazmazing..it left me breatheless."

" when I go out with him, it's spazmazing, we have so much fun together"

" sometimes you just feel spazmazing, like you want to get up and dance!"

by bitrock September 7, 2009

Spazmonkey

A spastic person that acts likes monkey

Your such a spazmonkey

by ❤️🌸🖕11/20 November 21, 2016

Spazzle

1. A shit razzle-dazzler.

2. A person who, when asked to do something, fails to complete an instruction in the most stupid way possible.

Did you see John trying to sell those stolen watches down Islington Market?
Yeah, I heard he sold nothing the spazzle.

Alex could you please make some toast?
How did you manage to burn the toast and leave it cold at the same time you spazzle.

by MonkLad September 4, 2019

spazzhole

The quivering, hair trigger, Kung-Fu grip action of a orgasm'ing vagina.

Holy Shit! When she went off, her spazz hole made my thunderlizard throw up.

by Dave January 21, 2005

cigarette spazz

Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.

Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.

Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.

Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....

Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!

Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!

by Steven-O January 11, 2010