Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

Slash

Boy Sex, usually written in the point of view of a particular band or it's members as fan fiction, and posted online somewhere like livejournal. Usually, male/male, but in some cases female/female.

Summary: AU - Matt is a famous rock star in his early twenties. David is one of his biggest fans. Crude, somewhat humorous, and full of hot sex. Matt Lovato/David Desrosiers Slash

by _____Jessica______ December 28, 2005

Slashback

A lot like a flashback, but the memory that's pulled up is a heavily romanticized version of what actually happened. Usually involves two males and occurs most often in the twisted minds of yaoi fangirls.

Flashback:
Guy 1: Hey man, you all right?
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks.

Slashback:
Guy 1: Darling! Are you hurt?
Guy 2: I'll be fine now that I'm in your arms, my love!

by Indemnity March 7, 2009

Splashback

Urine that bounces off the back of a urinal covering the your arms in a fine mist of pee.

Hey lets go hug monica," Sure let me wipe this splashback off first" "Gross man that's why I use the stall!

by Ireallyamforever August 3, 2010

Slashagg

To sneak or stalk off salubriously away from the scene of a crime.

Ebony kicked a bouncer three times because he tried to steal her phone to get her number... then she had to slashagg away because he started getting agro.

by Charly23 July 21, 2011

Smlash

When Internet chatting with someone and they miss-spell a word, they or the person/people they are chatting to reply by typing Smlash. It is uses as an expression of happyness and exasperation at the miss-speller and is derived from the words from the words splash and smash.

Person1: Omg Smlash the cash or what!!

Person2: haha you just smlashed!!

by Cami69 December 30, 2013