Trans boy solidarity

Auggie Augbee and Hec Egg-boy-official

Wow, auggie and hec really are icons of trans boy solidarity

by augbee August 21, 2017

Egg and Soldiers

This is when a women puts her head between a mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's mouth and rests his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to how you dunk your toast in the eggs and the eggs are held by egg cups.

Hey, My man Ralph gave his wife an Egg and Soldiers last night.

by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018

The unkillable soldier

Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart served in the Boer War, World War One and World War Two. In the process he was shot in the face, losing his left eye, and was also shot through the skull, hip, leg, ankle and ear that is how he got the name unkillable soldier

the unkillable soldier

by A ghost from Scotland June 10, 2022

Soldier

A gun with a person attached to the end of it. A tool mass produced by governments for the purpose of national defense or international offense. Murderers with a cause.

The brave soldier shot a man through in eye and bragged about it later.

by Zebbra February 20, 2015

Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009

Do me a solid

a solid is when you ask for a favor and by doing so you owe them a solid (favor) as well/

Hey can you do me a solid?
You do realize you owe me a solid as well if I say yes, right?
Yes

by Darkslayer543 February 21, 2017

Shildo

A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.

Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.

I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.

by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009