snow day

After a long day of school, going home on a cold winter evening, and going straight to sleep, we wake up, to see the holy rays of light right on our bed, as they guide us towards the window, where it's a snow wonderland. Quickly, we turn on the TV, and watch the news broadcast, as our school is suddenly closed. In great joy, we don't have to worry about the PTSD that we're given. It's a blessing from god himself, for the loyalty of those who have survived school without committing suicide or running away.

The idea of the snow day itself is basically when you've reached nirvana temporarily.

I looked outside this morning, and there was suddenly a snow day.

by disgusting_toenail_clippings September 16, 2017

Snow Chink

What you call Chinese people in the snow globe known as Canada.
Full title: Snow Chink Rice Farmer

Tim: Aaron is a fucking snow chink.

by ZoZx November 15, 2017

snow tower

When cocaine is put on an errect penis and a girl/guy gives you head and you get high

Tommy gave Janie a snow tower after a fun night at the club.

by GhettoERnurses December 8, 2017

Snow Ghetto

When you are completely unprepared for any winter weather storm. No 4 wheel drive, no all wheel drive, no ice scraper, no snow jacket, no snow boots!

Yo dog, I feel bad for Brian. He’s out there in his timbos and T-shirt cleaning off his 2 wheel drive civic with a broom. It’s a foot of snow out there He’s snow ghetto!

by E-wheezy-F-Baby January 4, 2018

Snow-Lover

Typically a darker skinned person, preffeering, or more attracted to lighter skinned people.

Snow-Lover. Yeah she's totally a "snowluver" ..look at that white boy she with.

by Whoisthisguy?! June 5, 2018

Snow Angel

When you pull out after having sex while she is on her period and your bloody dick and ballsack accidentally hit the sheets leaving the impression of a snow angle.

Her (after period sex): "How bad is the mess...??"

Him (admiring the sheets): "I only left one Snow Angel this time and it's freaking HUGE!!!"

by Phunny Phuckers September 2, 2019

Snow Skin Mooncake

When you are having anal with an Asian and right before climaxing you pull out and finish on their ass. Coating their butt cheeks in a snowy white residue.

1.

"Thank you for your snow skin mooncake, Catherine"

"As long as you like it, Ken. ^_^"

2.
"The Mid-Autumn Festival starts today! Would you like to celebrate by coming over to my place and enjoying a snow skin mooncake?"

by No_Dice_6 September 13, 2019