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Snatch Cricket

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes her snatch after going to the batheroom
I went down on her and she had snatch crickets!
by D's Girl September 20, 2018
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Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.
Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.
by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011
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Parka Snatch

When a girl has a hairy vagina and a huge foopa together creating what looks like a parka. Thus "Parka Snatch".
Damn that bitch so hairy, she got a parka snatch!!!
by tony July 23, 2014
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Trailer Snatch

A broken down used up vagina. The owner of the vagina originates from the trailer park.
That Karen sure does have sex with a lot of guys in that little trailer. She probably has a trailer Snatch.

I bet if you stick a meth pipe in my vagina you could consider it a trailer snatch
by Buttmole asspickle September 2, 2020
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Hippo-Snatch

A term used for a woman so thirsty for the "D", that her actions leads one to think that her vagina is going to jump out of her pants and snatch that "D" up like a ball in Hungry Hungry Hippos!
While Ratchet's husband is doing a ten year bid in prison, she gets hungry for the "D". She's up in the club all Hippo-Snatching any dick wit a pulse n a dream, and she down with O.P.P.
by gfizzlemynizzle January 17, 2015
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Kracken Snatch

The hairy festival hoe who looks like a 12 year old boy and screws poor suckers for money and coke
Kracken Snatch hasn't washed her gash in so long the cum stains are screaming for release
by Maxhellimus June 25, 2018
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Fupa Snatch

When a fat girl sticks you under her fupa, and then flys away with you into the sunset.
Yea man, Mikey was at the bar when he got fupa snatched and taken away.
by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022
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