Parka Snatch

When a girl has a hairy vagina and a huge foopa together creating what looks like a parka. Thus "Parka Snatch".

Damn that bitch so hairy, she got a parka snatch!!!

by tony July 23, 2014

Snatch Cricket

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes her snatch after going to the batheroom

I went down on her and she had snatch crickets!

by D's Girl September 20, 2018

Trailer Snatch

A broken down used up vagina. The owner of the vagina originates from the trailer park.

That Karen sure does have sex with a lot of guys in that little trailer. She probably has a trailer Snatch.

I bet if you stick a meth pipe in my vagina you could consider it a trailer snatch

by Buttmole asspickle September 2, 2020

Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

Dong Snatch

When a women, normally lesbian, cuts of the penis of a man while he is sleeping and gives it to another women as an offering of her affection.

Women: I just dong snatched Sarah.
Women 2: What'd she think?
Women: I think she really liked it.

by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009

fuck snatched

A new phrase or way of saying you got some pussy,had sex,got laid!

"I Got The Fuck Snatched outta Me!"

Hey Dave what happened with you and Lisa after the party?
Well Bro, I got the Fuck Snatched outta me! She was a good lay...

by joker73 May 29, 2017