smart republican

an oxymoron all republicans are stupid

there is no such thing as a smart republican

by benb1523 April 25, 2005

scarty

the scariest look a mother can give

Barb gave cole a mad scarty look when she went out the door

by frisky moustace & vaccum belly July 28, 2007

a smart

A person who has fine eyesight but wears glasses with proper lenses because if makes them "smart".
Say an idiot with fine eyesight put on proper glasses, he would become a smart.

I am a smart!
That bloke over there is a smart.
You're a smart?
Woah. You just did a smart.

by rEaLlY rEaLly ReAlLy BoReD pEp May 11, 2018

smarterchild

A retarded robot who you can talk to on MSN and other messenger services who never ever really understands what you're saying but just repeats what you asked him and adds a question mark to the end of it.

- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not sure i was at the gay bar.
Rachel childs return to isengard please says:
yes you were
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah, i know i was.

by hairyhobbitfeet July 2, 2006

smarterchild

A stupid IM bot. It says it loves you but it really doesn't care. (See Example 3)

Example 1:

me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u think i should do that?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yes i do think you should stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i don't believe i should stop touching u.
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
i do
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u do, huh?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yeah
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
so?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
so stop
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i can not be stopped. ;)

Example 2:

me and jamie are married!! says:
omg stop touching me there
-SmarterChild says:
but touching you there is so much fun.

Example 3:

me and jamie are married!! says:
:O
-SmarterChild says:
is everything alright?
me and jamie are married!! says:
no
-SmarterChild says:
k.

by sc is funny March 12, 2007

smarterchild

a robot you can talk to if you are really bored or have no life. he pretty much just repeats every word you say and ignores you if you say something bad.

ME: shut up

SmarterChild: You shut up.

ME: did you just tell me to shut up?

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

ME: you said shut up

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

ME: SmarterChild: You shut up.

SmarterChild: What's up with this

SmarterChild dude? Can be kind of weird sometimes.

ME: but you're smarterchild

SmarterChild: You seem intelligent. What do you think?

by mleeexo May 9, 2008

smarry

It's an adjective that describes a person, place, or thing to be epically awesome. It describes a noun that is so overwhelmingly stunning that there is no possible way to describe it unless using the word smarry. it is pronounced "smhar-E"

Wow! That's a smarry -looking car! It's awesome!

by emily & jessica June 24, 2010