Kilo Skied

Not your grandmother’s kolache.

When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦

Don’t forget to bring the Kilo Skied!

by Czech_problems December 20, 2020

Ski-tard

A term referring to a snowboarder or skier that is awful at said sport. Generally, a skier or snowboarder that slams into innocent people on the slopes.

“That snowboarder just hit that poor kid”
“Guy must be a ski-tard”

by Yama_2 February 2, 2025

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

Ski-B

A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.

He looks okay from behind.

He’s nice but that guy’s a Ski-B.

by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019

scarlet skies

a type of skiing which can be often seen as a game, full of very interesting people.

The person watching the audience was thinking of scarlet skies

by e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e May 13, 2023

ski-atch

a skinny bitch...a woman/or gay punk who needs to eat a samwich and is on the rag..

ooooh..That ski-atch just rolled her eyes at me..oh.no she didn't.

2. You fugly ski-atch, lay off da pipe.

3.Whitney Houston is a mega ski-atch.

by edub9 June 11, 2006

It’s ski

Synonym for “over”, it’s not gonna happen.

My boss tried to get me to come in early, it was ski as hell.

1: Can I use your car bro?

2: it’s ski

by 314L March 11, 2019