Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.
What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.
by Bwian The First November 29, 2021

by OH my God DADDY November 30, 2016

Bartholomew Simpson also know as Bart Simpson should be part of the Dingleverse for his Goofy ahh first name.
Fox: Season 33 of the Simpsons premiered the 26th of September 2021
Bartholomew Simpsons: Eat My Shorts!
Bartholomew Simpsons: Eat My Shorts!
by Bartholomew Simpson June 13, 2022

The biggest queer among all queers. A guy that has no friends and has to eat booty for money. I work at McDonalds for a career and will never have sex.
by Brady teevan 11 December 7, 2018

a very amazing and special person, who you should keep forever. they are so stunning and marriage material, and they are even more amazing if their name is evie.
by juuuulessssss June 2, 2021

by EMOGIRL3 May 11, 2022
