What the sigma

When a gen-alpha kid can't swear so he uses the last brain cell in his mush brain to fill in the gaps

Kid 1:*does weird thing*

Kid 2:What the sigma!

by Beans2468 April 19, 2024

what the sigma

a term used by most people in the mid-april to early-may. The term can be used as a substitute as "What the fuck" or "What the frick" and etc or you could just say it out of nowhere to be our little comedian.

Person 1: Look at that broo
Person 2: Erm, what the sigma
Person 1: our little comedian

by numansimsek May 2, 2024

Sigma Chode

A small penis that radiates what it means to be a sigma, must have foreskin since shmegma is sigma

Yo bro your sigma chode is bussin

by anonymous May 3, 2024

Sigma Turtling

When you bring yourself to the edge of a climax while simultaneously holding in a poop then release the load and turd at the same time and reach a Nirvana-like state of being

"Hey bro, last night I was totally Sigma Turtling to Oprah Winfrey!"
"Sweet bro!"

by DoctaPurp July 10, 2024

sigma

insecure 14 year olds online who act like they're the shit but have no friends irl and are hated asf

"i'm so sigma i beat women and i have 5 billion bodies bro"

by nickiminajreal69420 December 8, 2022

sigma maxxing

similar to edgemaxxing, except you are edging your anus instead of your genitals

bro i’ve been sigma maxxing all day it’s starting to hurt

by dm2020 April 24, 2024

sigma male

most insufferable men to exist. no bitches.

sigma male: hi woman

woman: wtf

by womenlips3000 December 31, 2022