shoulder shopping

looking for items on the highway shoulder while sitting in traffic

i was shoulder shopping during rush hour yesterday and found a leather jacket

by kingoflb April 7, 2007

Shopping Season

A time when sexual predators search for young women and men to pimp out. Usually in the months of October and November, girls and boys are drugged at parties and recorded doing sexual acts in order to be blackmailed.

Pimp 1: Aye playas where they hoes at?
Pimp 2: lets hit this party, it’s shopping season. I’m sure we’ll find some new hoes.

by Sleepwoke21 November 2, 2019

Shop cunt

A woman who works in the office of a male dominate profession that thinks she runs the place.

The shop cunt took away Jeff's paid smoke breaks.

by George the pilot May 2, 2018

shop vac

When a girl is that big of a slut, shes sucking dick like a shop vac. Or when you suspect a guy using a shop vac in order to fulfill his needs

Whoa, shes a shopvac.....or.....Hey shopvac, did it cut ur dick off last night?

by airj56 April 9, 2005

RAMPING SHOP

To have sex with a women, Or Intercourse. A Song was made by using this word.

"Ramping Shop" by Vybz Kartel ft Spice

THIS COCKY NO PLAY, COME OVER BABY AND COME IN MY "RAMPING SHOP "

by POSL February 11, 2009

stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.

An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010

future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis

I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!

by Dustin Wilcox January 15, 2004