Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread

person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!

by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 3, 2022

sheets

a term that originated from Randolph, MA that everyone knows what it means but no one knows how to define but it is a word with a more negative connotation

“yall tryna slide to that func?”
“sheets nigga, they charging 20 bills for entry”
“your right”

“the test has 60 questions and i got 40 mins to do it”
“sheeeetttttssss😭😭”
“this isn’t funny broo”

“yo my girl went through my phone and seen mad bitches in my phone”
“oh fuck you’re sheets nigga”
“i’m already knowing bro”

by big daddy dequavis January 25, 2025

sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

by ffffhsjwbnnnnnskjnnnsssjx nnnn March 4, 2023

ironing sheets

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.

T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup

by I go by Taylor on occasion August 7, 2007

Venmo in the sheets

when you wait until the end of the day to calculate the venmo.

don’t venmo request me now, request me later tonight. I’m more of a venmo in the sheets typa gal.

by Shartesaiye July 10, 2022

Sheet

Poop

I have to take a sheet

by Hoes_ in_ the_ house November 9, 2020

Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant

Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.

by lianaface! October 23, 2008