three sheets to the wind

drunk

"I wish I could recall more, but at that point I was three sheets to the wind"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Sheets

Going down on someone after they crap in your bed.

He’s whipped by licking her sheets.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Kentucky Sheet Metal

Duct Tape.

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there

by Texas Haz June 4, 2022

Call sheet

A outlined schedule for the crew on a film set. It helps them understand what shots they need to get, side tasks, etc.

“I have no idea what shots we’re getting today, someone grab the call sheet!”

by Quinnnnnnn September 9, 2025

Feets in the Sheets

1. adj. Very cold or frigid.
2. n. an insult pertaining to someone's laziness

1. Brrr, its colder in here than your mom's feets in the sheets.
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle

by Matt Kizzle December 21, 2004

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 9, 2022