Blue Section, Row 15

Codeword for forced facesitting used by travel agents, hotel concierges and corporate managers.

Manager: I need to see you in the conference room now. The agenda today is Blue Section, Row 15. An HR representative will NOT be there.

Concierge: The Producer's Circle seating for Cirque du Soleil is all sold out, but I've arrange to get you limited access to Blue Section, Row 15. I suggest you wear goggles and a respirator.

Travel agent: Oh, that flight is all booked up. I can put you on standby in the blue section, row 15. It's pretty cramped there, and there's a slight odor, but you will be served complimentary meatflaps.

by lallisabrumaniamamanamanamam November 10, 2010

Davianis Santiago

A hoe ass bitch who needs to leave my man the fuck alone before she gets hurt by me. By the way hi.

girlfriend
Me: Hi Jose's GIRLFRIEND here! LEAVE MY MAN ALONE! YOU ARE FUCKING 12 YEARS OLD LIKE FUCK GIRL MUCH!
Davianis Santiago:.....um ok

by Cute Ass Fuck December 5, 2019

Jailhouse C-section

While in jail, a maximus black D is inserted into the anus of the jail mate and tears the bottom of the anus to the testicular region and will require stitching.

Joe:"Yo Bubba raped my ass so bad that it tore and I had to get stitches."

Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."

by TheLegendofAustin November 3, 2012

Joel De Santiago

A moron who doesn’t know the real definition of “Jarhead”

Joel De Santiago is a moron who doesn’t know the real definition of “Jarhead”

by zapdotshimmy September 11, 2018

Santi

The procedure of becoming one with the grass through deep meditation.

I had trouble having friends in high school because everyone thought i was wierd for becoming santi with the school lawn.

by Fredrick Jimenez July 10, 2006

santiago lozoya

The funniest, sweetest, cutest person i've ever met. Really likes shrek.

After hearing what Santiago Lozoya said, I just had to say "It it's not ogre and it's never ogre, does that mean i'm in shrek with you?"

by Oreo =^.^= May 23, 2018

scenting

When someone is taking a shower and you go in take a shit then don't flush... then when they get out of shower they are covered in your poop particles or your scent... it is common courtesy to also turn off fan when finished shitting.

I took a shit in the community dorm shower and scented all those fuckers!

My gd sister was taking forever in the shower so I gave her a good scenting!

by Damian Prophett December 23, 2014