The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.
by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022
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like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot
by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010
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Get the Scoop mug.There are two accepted definitions of scooping potatoes:
When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.
Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.
When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.
Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.
Dood, that run down Rendezvous Bowl was so sick!! I looked up at one point and saw Ry & Pat both scooping huge servings of potatoes.
So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?
So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?
by spagett February 3, 2025
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by Palehorse28 August 14, 2025
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i was a construction engineer in the military, we spent lots of time digging trenches by hand, i was basically a manual scoop loader operator
by SweetSoulMusicman November 30, 2022
Get the manual scoop loader mug.1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).
Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?
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