Santa Claus (English translation - Mad Bastard) was the nickname for an escaped felon who climbed into people's houses on Christmas Eve night and left self-detonating nail bombs inside parcels in the living rooms. These nail bombs would explode when the parcel was opened, thus exploding the face of the 5 year old kid who opened it. The bombings and killings went on for years until eventually he was tortured and killed by the Triads.
by A Triad August 23, 2010
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The nickname for Father Christmas, who would have a pretty good excuse this year to deliver zero toys to brainwashed kids who believe their parents that the coronavirus is just another seasonal flu that would go away by year end, and that wearing a face mask and practicing social distance is for the weaklings who just want to be politically correct.
For kids of thousands of QAnonists and diehard alt-right Trumpists, Santa Corona would give them a miss in 2020 as a “punishment” for putting their faith in conspiracies and falsehoods, propagated by no other by the Conspiracist-in-Chief, who would probably need to be escorted out on 1/20/21 for refusing to make way for the President-Elect.
by MathPlus December 1, 2020
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for instance...take any criminal, or shady looking individual, plop a Santa clause hat on them... wallah! Santa Crime!
for instance...take any criminal, or shady looking individual, plop a Santa clause hat on them... wallah! Santa Crime!
"Wow Jeffrey, did you see that scary gang-banger with the Santa hat on?" "Yea Tad, I'd hate to what happens when he goes down a chimney." "Not Santa Claus...Santa Crime!! eek!" "Oh shit he says, Hoe,hoe,hoe..bitch, where is my fuckin money!!"
by LLephedrine December 22, 2009
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So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.
by Peter Goziner September 10, 2011
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Get the Santa's Tuba mug.After ejaculating in your girlfriend's face, pretend to wipe off her face while actually rubbing your load into her eyebrows, causing them to appear to be white, like Santa Claus. Then sit on her lap and tell her what you want for Christmas.
Guy #1: How was your date last night?
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.
by goldfish1129 September 1, 2010
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