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Samon

it’s a salmon without the l bc i said samon for way too long and i will never change to saying salmon
Me: „Could I have some samon please?“
Fisher; „You want what now kid?“
by Fayersil March 6, 2023
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Salmondonkey

Verb; Salmondonkey The sexual act of an individual getting on the floor on all fours and “donkey” kicking their significant other in the salmon or “fish” Must be Flamingo pink for it to be a true donkey
“Damn bro this chick is never gonna talk to me again. I Salmondonkeyd her meat box so hard that shit needs tartar sauce now “
by Mr.Hornting is a Hornting March 16, 2023
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salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.
“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “
by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023
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salmon my hole

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass
"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"
by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023
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Salmon Death

When a person dies after releasing their sperm.
Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.
by --Satan September 24, 2023
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Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.
I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.
by Osiffy December 18, 2023
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Salmon

Its a type of fish with loads of omega 3 content
Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but i prefer salmon
by Fishfishfishyyyy January 6, 2024
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