suprise runner

When a girl is fucked unexpectedly in the ass or pussy by a guy that has a running start. This is usually a very painful but pleasurable activity.

After giving his girlfriend got out of bed, Tom gave her a suprise runner while she was bending over finding a thong.

by 70nnubydargmoswen March 13, 2005

Viking Curtain Suprise

When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina

Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was

by The dark Side 69 February 4, 2009

pothole suprise

when you are driving down the highway with your honey, you pull over the car and grab a pilon off the road. you then proceed to shove the pilon up her ass, untill the hole is large. throw her out of the car and leave her on the highway, the next dude to pick her up will get a pothole suprise.

that bitch gave me a pothole suprise.
fuck that bitch, giver' a pothole.
your such a pothole lovin son of a B.

by s!oberto^ May 1, 2007

sunday suprise

Sex involving whipped cream, chocolate syrup, maraschino, and/or ice cream.

Guy #1-I got the sunday suprise last weekend Sara put whipped cream and chocolate syrup on her boobs!!!
Guy #2-Oh man! The sunday suprise? Awesome!

by pwn3r July 22, 2008

dark suprise

A dark suprise is the term used for a raunchy version of anal sex. This is done when the female is in the proccess of realising a shit,(turtle knecking), and a male inserts his penis into the anal hole, using the shit as a lube and gives the penis a soft comfort.

Last night i gave some slut a dark suprise, she thought it was christmas!

by Dean Wicks July 5, 2006

colgate suprise

Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your beanbag! Replace the toothbrush as if nothing had happened.

Next Morning, follow her into the bathroom and watch her brush. As soon as she is done, look her in the eyes and say "Pumkin, how do my balls taste?"

Then run like hell yelling "Don't forget to floss."

My girl was being a pain in the ass so I gave her the colgate suprise as payback; gotcha bitch!

by room 20052 April 15, 2008

sunriseboy

A fucking badass who gets too many bitches to count. He enjoys waking up before the crack of dawn with his fellow sunrise boys and watch the fiery ball of gas illuminate the sky with beautiful colors.

There goes those sunriseboys again going to watch the sunrise.

by sunriseboy November 25, 2016