1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.
2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.
2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.
Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.
by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020
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The identity talked to the the guy through live streams and asked him questions. Eventually it asked the right question and got the same answer the girl got, only slightly different. The girl thinks she understands now but is still skeptical. She wondered if the guy broke up with her for other reasons. Was she not pretty enough? Did she act too weird around him? Did she do something wrong? She could recall many times that she has acted weird, or didn’t look her best, and did things a good person wouldn’t do. She was very obnoxious at times, and she once admitted she liked them too when someone told her they did. Of course the guy found out about it. So the girl believes that was the reason the guy lost interest, and broke up with her. She misses him so much and knows she's done him wrong, but does not know if he feels the same. But we will never know their future. Until it happens.
I told you it would be sad. I'm sorry. here's a tissue. This is a true story that I've experienced. And I regret lying to everyone about me having split personality disorder. And I regret the choices I've made in the past. Hopefully my friends will forgive me one day.
The identity talked to the the guy through live streams and asked him questions. Eventually it asked the right question and got the same answer the girl got, only slightly different. The girl thinks she understands now but is still skeptical. She wondered if the guy broke up with her for other reasons. Was she not pretty enough? Did she act too weird around him? Did she do something wrong? She could recall many times that she has acted weird, or didn’t look her best, and did things a good person wouldn’t do. She was very obnoxious at times, and she once admitted she liked them too when someone told her they did. Of course the guy found out about it. So the girl believes that was the reason the guy lost interest, and broke up with her. She misses him so much and knows she's done him wrong, but does not know if he feels the same. But we will never know their future. Until it happens.
I told you it would be sad. I'm sorry. here's a tissue. This is a true story that I've experienced. And I regret lying to everyone about me having split personality disorder. And I regret the choices I've made in the past. Hopefully my friends will forgive me one day.
tell me a story 2
The big sister said she's too tired and that she'd tell her one tomorrow. The girl on the top bunk said "but you told me you'd tell me a story yesterday. this is unfair. >:"
The big sister said she's too tired and that she'd tell her one tomorrow. The girl on the top bunk said "but you told me you'd tell me a story yesterday. this is unfair. >:"
by Jaydenality2 September 3, 2021
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"Type any word browse categories store blog" is something you type an hour before the end
Go find something productive to do before you perish.
Go find something productive to do before you perish.
by LazyBrokeWeeb April 16, 2021
Get the Type any word browse categories store blog mug.an addicting game in which you can't quit once you start unless you get hacked. repetetive..but some consider fun if fun is killing snails for the first 8-10 levels.full of names like LiLvIeTbO1 and AzNpRyDe. this game ruins your life. trust me i know. once you start playing, if you go to school, your grades drop down a lot.
maple story
scammer(at hennesy): Buying 60% 2-handed Sword scroll 10k
noob:wow ill do it thats alot
scammer:how many u got?
noob:i got 1
scammer:show
noob:ok(shows a one-handed blunt weapon scroll )
scammer:LMAO NOOB(closes trade window)
noob(thinks to himself):what a f@g(can't cuss on maplestory)im gonna defame him and log out
scammer:press tab tab space enter youll get free items
gullible player: ok (presses)
....and then he loses all his items.
Noob1:I want to be a warrior so i can use cool swords and wear ugly armor for the first 30 levels!
Noob2:I want to be a thief so i can be a ninja like naruto!
Noob3: I want to be a mage so I can Kill Steal all of you.
Noob4: I want to be a bowman so I can summon eagle at level 70!
scammer(at hennesy): Buying 60% 2-handed Sword scroll 10k
noob:wow ill do it thats alot
scammer:how many u got?
noob:i got 1
scammer:show
noob:ok(shows a one-handed blunt weapon scroll )
scammer:LMAO NOOB(closes trade window)
noob(thinks to himself):what a f@g(can't cuss on maplestory)im gonna defame him and log out
scammer:press tab tab space enter youll get free items
gullible player: ok (presses)
....and then he loses all his items.
Noob1:I want to be a warrior so i can use cool swords and wear ugly armor for the first 30 levels!
Noob2:I want to be a thief so i can be a ninja like naruto!
Noob3: I want to be a mage so I can Kill Steal all of you.
Noob4: I want to be a bowman so I can summon eagle at level 70!
by Kirayamato29 July 21, 2006
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by mongo February 20, 2004
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Get the cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store mug.Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
by Branman515 May 4, 2007
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