shiffmaning

To pay a 14 year old girl to commit sexual acts on spring break in mexico

"Hey, Jason's Shiffmaning that girl"

by I.C. Wiener April 23, 2006

sniffaliffing

the process of sniffing. but cooler

sam: i have the sniffles
tb: oh. so ur sniffaliffing

by toribmonkey123 February 8, 2007

Pube Sniffer

Someone who likes to roll up pubic hairs and smoke the odor so they can taste their own balls in their mouths after a good smoke.

My friend George just rolled up a fat One. But i dont want to smoke it because he is such a Pube Sniffer

by Ian Cowie July 28, 2006

drive by sniff

casually itching your poopy crack then sniffing your fingers.

man, my ass is itching. I better do a drive by sniff. ooooh! THAT REEKS NICE!

by cmoore April 18, 2004

Stiffler

Taken from the "American Pie/Wedding" movie series.

Noun: Someone who is optimistic, self-centered, and completely oblivious to his effects on others.

Verb: When a person completely ruins something by obliviously being himself.

"Dude, we were having a good time, until Bob started dancing and completely stifflered the party."

by NewsBruin January 15, 2004

bean-sniff

A person who mooches off another person, for things like food, money, and a place to stay because they are too selfish and lazy to provide for themselves.

Person 1: "Why am I missing everything I bought today? I just left it right here on the counter"

Person 2: "Bro . . . I thought it was for me, isn't that why we went food shopping?"

Person 1: "Are you serious right now?! What a freaking Bean-sniff, you'll probably eat the turd I left in the toilet too."

by smoove65 January 26, 2011

Pilson Sniff

When a man is caught in the act of sniffing another man's gooch while he's passed out.

"Dude, I woke up and there he was pulling a Pilson Sniff, like a Hoover vacuum all up under my junk."

by A victim of the Pilson Sniff May 21, 2010