Stephen Rochford

A rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. Like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay porn. He also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. Stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear massages.

Lad 1: Have you been down to the local recently?
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!

by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016

stephen

Stephens are very caring for the ones they love, they will do anything for their girlfriend. Stephens arent very confident but they arent ugly either they just arent confident in themselves. He can be very sarcastic and make jokes he doesnt mean. Hes a very good friend but is very dry sometimes. He can also be very annoying and just pure dirty minded. If you have a stephen as a friend or boyfriend you should keep him because he is an amazing friend!

"stephen is cool ig"

by larzia June 11, 2021

Stephen

A large bag of cocks sucking a fucking other cocks, loves getting down on gay naked cowboys in ram ranch.

"yo look at that fag"
"no thats just Stephen"

by ackackcackackackakcnanvka June 11, 2024

brandon stephens

A tall boy that is a loner, nerd, and Rubik's Cube lover. He likes to be home alone, hang out with his amazing siblings, and Learn about NASA. He also loves his "amazing" long curly brown hair.

"Hey, look at Brandon Stephens over there...he can solve that Rubik's Cube really fast!"

by BunnyFoot1717 July 28, 2018

Stephen

A person that doesn’t like his girlfriend , probably wishes she would die.
Stephen is a chicken nugget

What’s that coming over the hill
It’s a Stephen

by Thatsnotmyname32 June 5, 2022

Nasty Stephen

When your cat goes missing and you find it between the wall and the refrigerator. The cat has shit diarrhea on the electric outlet and you leave it for your wife to clean up.

There’s shit on the electric outlet it’s nasty Stephen.

by Douche Flute October 15, 2022

Stephen

The king of his college's class. He started out getting attention from people who disliked him, but he started to get more positive attention later on. He likes to hang around his dorm hall and perform on his massive Yamaha DGX-670 keyboard. He is a violinist, although he never performs for people because he's still working on playing in arco. He's also a computer science major.

Hey Stephen can I get a picture with u?

by Gigachadddddd September 29, 2022