snakes

(a) a reply used to express your total lack of knowledge of the topic, situation.

(b) a reply used to express another person's total lack of knowledge of the topic, situation.

Do i look fat in this dress?
Snakes.

by Plisken November 7, 2003

snakes-on-a-plane

adj. ridiculously over-exposed before it even actually exists or is availible because of self-perpetuating blog hype; likely to be completely passe by the time anyone can actually see/hear/try it

Howard Dean's presidential campaign was even more snakes-on-a-plane that that damn Arctic Monkeys album.

by jamie p June 26, 2006

Snape-Fu

The sexual-combat method preferred, practiced, and promulgated by Potions Master Professor Severus Snape.

The grading system is indicated by the button-number, and styling of the Snape-Gi.

Snape-ette: *twirls rapidly on the spot, screeching loudly*

Normo: "WTF?"

*Snape-ette kicks Normo in the head whilst sneering*

Snape-ette #2 "Nice Snape-Fu there, Sis..."

by Snape's Wife December 7, 2011

Snapshat

A Snapchat selfie taken whilst on the toilet.......mid dump.

Jess: Aww a Snapchat from the bf...

aaaargh, it's a filthy snapshat!

by Bryan McTurd April 26, 2014

A Snape

To cheat on a loved one without really meaning to/wanting to.

No way, I totally did a Snape last night.

by Stilli April 6, 2009

chest snakes

when a human of female anatomys boob hair grows to massive length and girth

dude...that chick had mad chest snakes

by ieatchestsnakes March 1, 2009

Snapslut

That girl ( or boy) on Snapchat that sends her ( often naked) selfie to literally everyone

"She sent me the same boob pic as you? Such a snapslut"

by gamba September 28, 2014