surging sanders

A Surging Sanders is where you come outta nowwere.

@wagonreality

Last night, Ted Cruz was with his wife and he pulled a Surging Sanders all over there tablecloth.

by wagonreality April 26, 2016

surging sanders

(n.) when you cum out of nowhere

oh sorry, excuse my surging sanders

by drakeandjoshfan1234 May 8, 2016

Palm sander

A woman or man who fashions their hair in such a manner so they have a bun or top knot on top of their head.
The bun/top knot is then used to guide the willing participant head in providing oral sex with their partner.

If Jenny, is wearing her hair in a bun tonight she is looking for some palm sander action.

by Feelingit June 20, 2017

Burnie Sander

A burnie sander is the burning piss that you get after beating off multiple times in a day or in a row. Burnie Sanders are graded on how many times you beat off.

Damb dude I just had a lvl 3 burnie sander.

by Gwynnyyy March 1, 2019

Brandon Sanderson

An Asteroid.

Someone was actually enough of a nerd to name an asteroid Brandon Sanderson. Seriously. Look up "List of minor planets: 170001–171000" on Wikipedia. I'm so proud of this community

by anonymous May 23, 2022

The Colonel Sanders

Sexual ritual where the male deepfries his penis until crisp. Then the female gives him head, when he nuts she screams “it’s finger lickin good”

John- hey bitch you down for a colonel sanders?
Britney- I’m SO down
*does the colonel sanders*
John- *nuts*
Britney- ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

A nice roblox Slender

A nice roblox Slender is a rare type of slenders. They are rare(and chad), hate, and make fun of online daters.
They never say MIC UP KID MIC UP KID
& they could be some 15 year old gamer boys or girls in real life.

notsobasicslender276: "Thx for playing with me cassey!"
casseyplayz2763: "Oof i gtg, i have lunch. See ya!"
notsobasicslender276: "Bye cassie *disconnects*"
Cassie irl: "he's A nice roblox Slender :)"

by Tokiyasumune☆ November 21, 2021