Shower Pocket

Slang term for "douche bag."

I've never met a bigger shower pocket than Frank.

That must have been a big effort for you to have been such a shower pocket at the party last night.

by Wallace J. May 31, 2007

shower baby

when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies

Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!

by jack master bates April 7, 2010

Milk Shower

When one ejaculates in the shower after thinking very naughty thoughts whilst polishing his little man.

Ben built up such a horn that when he took his shower he took a milk shower at the same time.

by speshbubblebutt October 24, 2008

ke$ha shower

when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.

'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'

by glittershitter May 28, 2012

Hot poo shower

When you take a steaming smelly poo and proceed to take a hot shower before the smell dissipates from the bathroom fermenting the poo smell as you cleanse yourself Aka "hot poo shower"

Last night I found myself having a hot poo shower, I don't feel entirely clean.

by BJ Scottie Boy April 17, 2015

showerpunt

A quick, silent jerk-off in the shower.

My wife was right there brushing her teeth, but I still snuck in a showerpunt.

by 0xf00d December 10, 2007

Lady Flower Pain Shower

First used on the Comedy Central show Tosh.0, this is a reference to hitting a female in the genitalia. Daniel Tosh claimed that it was unfair that only men could be hit in the Genitals, and came up with a montage of female "nut shots"

Daniel Tosh: Game Ovaries! G-Spot Shot! Soreous Clitoris! Lady Flower Pain Shower!

Me: Hahahaha.

by jAk3333. January 25, 2011