Sit yo five dollar ass down

Means you love yo girlfriend

"Bae, sit yo five dollar ass down before I make change"

by Deeznuts713 April 13, 2017

sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral

1) The art of mucking around and generally getting nothing done.
2) Description relevant to the most common state of teenagers when they leave school

Since Crissy left school, all she's done is sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 30, 2009

national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

Yep January 13 is national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

Hey why did you kiss me?
Well don't you know? It's January 13 and you sit left to me in math and history

Oh ok cool, I love national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

by anonymous January 12, 2023

natalie and charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

cha cha and Natalie love each other so very much

haha, Natalie and Charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g ahahah

by big changes June 20, 2021

taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.

Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 20, 2023

The fuck-it-sit

When one is about to get up off the toilet before realising their life is a piece of shit and there's no point being anywhere, so they just sit back down.

I can't be bothered today. I'll just do the fuck-it-sit all day.

by M J V D G June 25, 2016

Sitting Gay

Sitting Gay is a phrase used to describe a way someone is sitting, however if someone is sitting gay it does not mean the person is gay. Sitting Gay does not have a defined position, as if someone is sitting gay you can tell, and the person sitting gay will know that they are sitting gay. A strange part of the sitting gay lore is the large amount of animals which sit in gay poses, the most common animal to do this is elephants and bears.

“Why is he sitting gay?”

by HotFrog June 30, 2022