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Shoulda been there

You missed being a part of something big. You didn't see it. You weren't there. You can only imagine, but it's not good enough, cuz you weren't there. You should have been there. It means, folks wish you could have seen it, but you didn't. And even if you could see it on video, it's not good enough. You should have been there. The energy was amazing.
Dood, you totally missed it. You shoulda been there.
by Pisgah June 17, 2012
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shoulder job

When a man and 2 women are having sex, the man stands up and with his penis dangling freely. The two women stand side by side with his penis in the middle. Then one woman places her left shoulder on the penis, while the other puts her right shoulder. Then they move back and fourth in a synchronized manor, rubbing the penis.
Dude, yesterday these two girls from work gave me the most dope shoulder job ever, of all time.
by Ol' Saint Richard June 30, 2014
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should include the word being defined

The message that pops up when you forget to include the word being defined in the example of how it's used in a sentence. This used to not be required.
This example should include the word being defined.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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Boob Shoulder

The grazing of a customer's shoulder by the breasts of the woman cutting said customer's hair.
"I was at supercuts and the chick lining me up gave me some quality Boob Shoulder!"
by joedrums8a February 28, 2009
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a shoulder to vomit on

that sweet guy that keeps you company while you're indulging in a monologue with the toilet bowl after you get yourself lobotomized drunk at parties
-Last night Jared served me as a shoulder to vomit on, hadn't it been for him I'd've drowned in the toilet bowl
-Yeah, he's a sweetheart
by ana von hindenburg March 19, 2011
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Microchip on my Shoulder

2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.
Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?

Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".
by Marcellus_Wallace May 3, 2021
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I didn't say we should kill him

A funny sentence because it can be used in many different ways!

See below:
I didn't say we should kill him
I DIDN'T say we should kill him
I didn't SAY we should kill him
I didn't say WE should kill him
I didn't say we SHOULD kill him
I didn't say we should KILL him
I didn't say we should kill HIM
by Enby Humanoid January 4, 2021
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