Shock Tuah

When she uses a gag toy (such as shock gum) to give you head.

Person 1: My johnson hurts so bad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My girl gave me shock tuah last night

by mfomari November 11, 2024

Stinker shock

The reaction you have when you walk into a bathroom that someone has dropped a foul dump in.

The stinker shock from the rest stop bathroom nearly took by breath away.

by Acepalilla October 10, 2019

legit shocked

what you see is not actually what you see

Samantha Zhang, 36, a San Diego social-media manager who owns a pair. “Everyone is legit shocked they’re actually sweatpants.”

by Spectacular1 May 26, 2024

Mouth-shock

The brief sensation when you are unsure if you like a food or drink on first try.

I really like the coffee from the new place. I had mouth-shock at first but on second try it’s really good.

by Ninja camel December 12, 2023

Shocked

me when i look up the word sex on urban dictionary cause i thought it might be funny:

Me: BRO WHY ARE THEY WRITING FAN FICTION!?!?!?! IM SO SHOCKED
Friend: idk

by Guest_5092 May 6, 2023

shock and anchor

Fisting while spreading your fingers so you can't get back out.

I gave her a shock and anchor and she wanted me to release

by Jake busts nuts December 10, 2016

Shock and Thaw!

Process of cold showering, used to relieve oneself from 'last night'.

A: You OK!!!!!???

B: I will be after I 'shock and thaw!'

by Tony du Angletere May 2, 2022