Shatsccident

When you think you need to fart, but to your surprise (and disappointment) it turns out you needed to shit.

Grandad’s stomach was rumbling. I asked him “are you hungry? Your stomach is rumbling “. Grandad says “I can’t hear anything, it’s not me “. Suddenly grandad looks startled and says” I’ve got to go” and runs as best he can to the toilet.

I call out to Nanna. “Grandad has had a shatsccident”

by DirkJDiggler June 4, 2021

Mirror Universe Female Shatner

A weak minded social justice warrior who still lives in a low-rent apartment, had their mommy and daddy pay for their college tuition, and has never worked for anything in their life.

Synonym(s): Anti-American, Socialist, Moron, Speedbag, Retard, Lefttard, Libtard, and Liberal Retard.

Mirror Universe Female Shatner isn't a human being. She needs to be exterminated.

by WeeW MooM March 16, 2020

shatan

the devil in Muslim culture

"the chain of staytan wasn't made that strong" -Lauren Hill

by kettu May 12, 2004

shatine

Shatine (Sh-at-I-n) is NOT the trinidadian word for Breadfruit, it is a completely different fruit. it is kind of like Jackfruit, but inside the pulp, there are little seeds, these seeds are "shatine" they are boiled in salted water for about an hour and a half, then shelled like nuts, and eaten.

Yuh done boils d shatine yet?
(Is the Shatine finished boiling?)

by tweetie june alphonso July 17, 2011

Shatnered

Verb
When an expatriot showbusiness personality goes insane due to an inablility to cope with the strong and unique American culture they are thrust into via fame. Precursors are, freakishly odd quotes in interviews and outlandish behaviour in public.

Examples are William Shatner, Bono, Corey Haim, Mel Gibson, Margo Kidder, and Howie Mandel.

Coco "Did you watch the Two Coreys last night?"

Terrance "No, I hate shows about washed up celebrities. Why?"

Coco "Because Corey Haim totally Shatnered"

by adelews August 28, 2007

shaty

A Very sexy short girl usually with glasses Hispanic, and is a very rare Person to find in the world and loves to party like a wild girl

Shaty is special

by Svgeqveen December 9, 2016

Shatina

Absolutely the best thing since sliced bread. One of a kind, smart, spontaneous, and unbelievably sexy. To know her is to love her.

My my my, the next love of my life with be a Shatina.

by Realdeal1973 December 21, 2016